What do you call cheese that isn't yours? One-liners. The jokes are known for little more than eliciting a groan or two from you. But since Jeffery Dean came up with this handy booklet for teens, one-liners have become a handy tool. These quotes, questions, and statements will cut to the chase and spark the, "Hmmm... I never thought of that before!" section of your gray matter.

Some are funny, some are convicting, each is thought provoking. Bring a little simplicity back to your complicated life. Don't expect the world's problems to be solved or all of your personal troubles to immediately go away. But do look for plenty of food for thought about what really matters. By the way, the cheese that doesn't belong to you? It's nacho cheese. (A cheesier one-liner than anything you'll find in this book.)

Girls. Music. Sports. Your car. Your clothes. What are you living for? What drives you? What motivates you as a man? Every day you choose to either walk the road God has paved for you or the slippery one Satan hopes to entice you to travel. One will lead you to prosperity. The other will lead you nowhere. One will lead you to become the man you were born to be. The other will leave you empty and wanting to be someone other than who you’ve become. Your life. Your choice. Your walk. Which direction are you going?

Between the Lines: One-Liner Wisdom for Today's Guys Your teen years are a fast-moving world of instant messages, football games, the opposite sex, pop quizzes, proms, and parents. Some days things get boring, some days intense. But every day, one thing is sure: Your choices matter. In fact, one wrong move can do a lot of damage. That’s why you need to keep your future in mind, and ask for help along the way. One-Liner Wisdom for Today’s Guys brings you a fun, easy-to-read resource packed with biblical and practical ideas. In less than a minute a day, you’ll find the perspective you need to think clearly, and to live life at its very best. Of course, this little book won’t make all your trials and challenges disappear. But it will help you to think about what really matters in life and invite God to speak His truth and love into your heart. And no life is moving too fast for that! USA UK Canada

There's too much to do and not enough time. You've got school, homework, job, friends, parties, and family on top of everything else. You're totally stressed out. You feel as if your life is out of control. How can teenagers deal with the pressures of every day life? The 7 Habits Of Highly Effective Teenagers

Most people think the average teenager isn’t capable of much beyond hanging with their friends and wasting time. But Zach Hunter isn’t your average teenager. He's only fifteen, but he's working to end slavery in the world — and he's making changes that affect millions of people. Be the Change

Listen up, dads! Your teen is talking to you! Your teen is depending on you for steady faithfulness, love, and guidance. And because teens often find words elusive and expression difficult, they probably haven’t told you the things they wish you somehow automatically knew. Dad, If You Only Knew...

Let's face it — parents don't get it. Or at least that's what many teenaged children think. Most teens think their parents don't know anything about life — especially not teen life. As a result, they stay quiet, ignore their parents’ advice, or argue and yell. But it doesn’t have to be this way. Stupid Parents: Why They Just Don't Understand and How You Can Help

You want a relationship? You want all the stuff you see on TV and the movies? The hot bod, the steamy sex life, the romance, the whole deal. Okay, then are you ready for the responsibility and investment that it takes to have a relationship? It’s the battle of getting what you want verses paying the price. Dateable: Are You? Are They?

Social networking sites that attract millions of users are raising concerns that young people are unwittingly providing material for potential abusers. Authorities are alarmed at how children are using sites such as MySpace to display personal details and intimate photos of themselves. Is MySpace a Safe Place?